Life is hard isn't? So, why don't you take a break and relax for a moment. Read some jokes that makes you smile and laugh. Then you realized, one smile or laugh would lift up your mood and you'll be ready for next activities.....
Ticket Excuse
A man was
driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights
on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he
floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway.... 60, 70,
80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures
he can't outrun the cop and gives up. He
pulls over to the curb.
The police
officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says
"Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go
home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let
you go."
The man thought for a
moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police
officer. When I saw your cruiser in my
rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give
her back to me! Hahahahaha......